Rylan Clark

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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