your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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