- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

One, two, three, four and five

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

The chickens have become self-aware!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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