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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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