- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Massie is a fatass

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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