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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

can you pass the soap?

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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