- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

whats hairy and crys your mom

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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