- Anti Joke

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.