Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Massie is a fatass

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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