- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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