- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Camerons hair is Curly..

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

There's my tractor.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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