- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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