What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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