- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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