- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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