- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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