- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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