whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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www.xnxx.com

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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