- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

The Morman Religion.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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