- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What is life? Paul.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

hextech crafting too opieop

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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