- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

I don't get it

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

knock knock Goodbye

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