what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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