- Anti Joke

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.