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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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