how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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