- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Pianos.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Potassium? K.

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