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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers