- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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