knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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