There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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