- Anti Joke

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What's better than a stick? A stone

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support