A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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