- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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