What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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wsde

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Anti Joke

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