Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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