A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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What is older than history?

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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