- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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