Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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