- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

All of these jokes are about white people

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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