What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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