- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

America

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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And you honored it I see :P

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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