Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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