- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

penis. nuff said.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Kevin and Ramin

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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