- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Jimmy Saville

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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