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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

All of these jokes are about white people

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

All of these jokes are about white people

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

All of these jokes are about white people

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!