- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

PICKLES

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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