- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A women in the kitchen.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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