- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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