What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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guess what what ...

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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An anti-joke

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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