- Anti Joke

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.