An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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