- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Mogok Papiti.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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