What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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A young baby died.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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karn chevalier

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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