- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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