- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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