- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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