- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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