What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

hextech crafting too opieop

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What is life? Paul.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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