I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Good job, son.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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