- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Massie is a fatass

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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