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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.