- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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