The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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