- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Good job, son.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Ain't idn't a word.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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