The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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www.xnxx.com

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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