- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

homosexual rights to marriage

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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