xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Everybody will die

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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