- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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