why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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