- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

what this: b a dead one of these: p

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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