Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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