- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Massie is a fatass

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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