- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

One, two, three, four and five

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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