- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

rent a cops

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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