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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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