What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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