- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

The diamond one below is hilarious.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

A jew enters a mall.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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