- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A pope meets another one

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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