So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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