What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

A guy walks into a bar

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

rent a cops

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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