A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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