Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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